谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第二十四集
翻译：古镇少年
-嗨 妈-面试怎么样?
- Hi, Ma. - How'd the interview go?
棒极了 今年夏天的工作我有很多选择
Terrific. I have my choice of summer jobs.
这周有三次面试 三份工作向我发了邀请
Three interviews this week, three offers.
那是因为我说的让你露出来大腿
That's because you're showing more leg like I told you.
我觉得职介的那个女人对我的腿不感兴趣
I don't think the woman at the agency was interested in my legs.
天真 你都不看电视吗?
Grow up. Don't you watch TV?
8成的女人都是男女通吃
80% of women are switch-hitters.
妈 肥皂剧可不是现实生活
Ma, TV soap operas aren't real life.
我说的不是里面的角色 我说的是女演员
I'm not talking characters. I'm talking actresses.
没事多看看媒体杂志 开阔下眼界吧
Pick up an Enquirer sometime. You'll learn something.
我累坏了 我一整天都在选购床铺
I am exhausted. I have spent this entire day bed-shopping.
你不感到羞耻吗?
Have you no shame?
如今 风流成性是不负责任的性行为
Bed-hopping nowadays is sexually irresponsible.
不是风流成性 妈 选购床铺
Not bed-hopping, Ma. Bed-shopping.
是的 这是好借口呢
Yeah, right. Nice cover.
这是真的 我需要一张新床 旧床快散架了
It's true. I need a new bed. My old one is falling apart.
价格高得离谱 我想要的那张床更贵
The prices are outrageous. The bed I wanted cost more
比我第一套房子的首付款还多
than the down payment on my first house.
在西西里 床的价格贱如土
In Sicily, beds were dirt-cheap.
当然是因为本来就睡在泥土上
Of course it was because you slept on dirt.
如果我是马克·吐温 你就会记下来这金句了
If my name were Mark Twain, you'd be writing this stuff down.
姑娘们 你们不会相信我今天下午发生了什么事
Girls, you won't believe what happened to me this afternoon.
我遇到了"了不起先生"!
I met Mister Terrific!
萝丝 别这么快下结论
Rose, don't be so quick to judge.
我曾经以为我遇到了"了不起先生"
I once thought I met Mr. Terrific.
结果发现已经有了"了不起夫人"了
Turned out there was also a Mrs. Terrific.
后来 我还要躲避飞过来的"花瓶先生"
I found myself ducking a Mr. Vase.
我是说真的
You don't understand.
真的是在商场里遇见了"了不起先生"
I really met Mister Terrific at the mall.
他在一个空荡荡的店面里签名
He was signing autographs in an empty storefront
政治家 1988年总统竞选失败
那里曾经是杰克·肯普的竞选总部
that used to be Jack Kemp's campaign headquarters.
-萝丝 他穿着斗篷-还有面具
- Rose, he's wearing a cape. - And a mask.
他穿着斗篷 戴着面具 等一下
He's wearing a cape and a mask. Wait a minute.
这个人是叫马歇尔·赫斯科维茨的保险推销员吗?
Is this guy an insurance salesman named Marshall Herskovitz?
那是他的戏服
That's his costume.
别告诉我你们没听说过"了不起先生"
Don't tell me you've never heard of Mister Terrific.
了不起先生的俱乐部?
Mister Terrific's Clubhouse?
每个周六下午都会播一小时
Every weekday afternoon, one full hour on Saturdays?
那个演儿童节目的小丑?
- That clown with the kiddie show?
他不是小丑 他是个超级英雄
- He's not a clown. He's a superhero.
你说的是"笨笨"
You're thinking of Bozo.
你不就是"笨笨"吗
I'm talking to Bozo.
等下 这是什么?
Wait. What's this here?
"献给我今晚见到的最美丽的萝丝 了不起先生”
"To the fairest Rose I've seen until tonight. Mister Terrific"?
他约我出去
He asked me out.
我们要一起去吃晚饭 你能相信吗?
We're going to dinner. Can you believe it?
我还真不太相信
No. Actually not.
你花了30秒得到个签名
You spent 30 seconds getting an autograph.
你根本不认识他
You don't know the guy.
桃乐茜 他是个电视名人
Dorothy, he's a television celebrity.
再说了 我跟他谈了一个多小时
Besides, I talked to him for over an hour.
找他签名排队的人不多
There weren't too many people in line.
隔壁有个像惠普尔先生的人
A Mr. Whipple look-alike was next door
卫生纸广告中的虚拟人物
推销新的三层厕纸
demonstrating the new three-ply toilet tissue.
我最好准备一下 他7点来接我
I better get ready. He's picking me up at 7:00.
你能想象和一个在商场认识的人约会吗?
Can you imagine making a date with a guy you met at a mall?
太奇怪了
Pretty strange.
我也有同感 她甚至不知道他开的是什么车
I'll say. She didn't even know what kind of car he drives.
索菲亚 我的新床送来了吗?
Oh, Sophia, did they deliver my new bed?
他们组装了一整天了
- They were here all day setting it up.
一整天?不就是一张小床?
- All day? For that simple bed?
小床?我就没见过这么多黄铜
Simple? I haven't seen so much brass
自从帕勒莫希尔顿酒店的豪华房车展之后
since the brass-knuckle RV show at the Palermo Hilton.
真不敢相信 他们送错了床
I don't believe it. They delivered the wrong bed.
-布兰琪 你觉得…-现在不行
- Blanche, do you think... - Not now.
她急什么?
- What's her hurry?
你没瞅见她卧室里那个巨大的东西？
- That enormous thing in her bedroom.
我以为她不再见罗杰了
I thought she'd stopped seeing Roger.
我看起来怎么样?
How do I look?
还行 你又要和神奇船长约会了吗?
Not bad. You got another date with Captain Marvelous?
了不起先生
Mister Terrific.
你小时候绝对没看过什么漫画书
You didn't read many comic books when you were a child.
我们在西西里有漫画书
We had comic books in Sicily.
我最喜欢的是兜帽贝尼托
My favorite was Benito the Hood.
他和一帮土匪快活地住在森林里
He lived in the forest with his band of merry thugs.
贝尼托很受欢迎
Benito was very popular.
他劫富济贫吗?
He stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
我说的是兜帽贝尼托 不是白痴贝尼托
I said Benito the Hood, not Benito the Idiot.
他从每个人那里偷东西 自己留着
He stole from everyone and kept it for himself.
甚至都没跟他那帮快乐的土匪分享
Didn't even share it with his band of merry thugs.
他是许多西西里年轻人的偶像
He was the idol of many a Sicilian youngster.
他们真的给我送错了床
That's what they did all right. Delivered the wrong bed.
你不喜欢这个?
- You don't like this one?
我可喜欢这个了
- Oh, I think it's stunning.
我非常喜欢 但是我买不起
I absolutely love it, but I can't afford it.
这张床肯定不少钱…
That bed back there must cost...
和我预定的价格一样
exactly what I paid for the one I ordered.
他们犯了一个错误
They made a mistake.
他们以为这床是我买的那个便宜的床
They charged me for the inexpensive bed.
内曼-马库斯这是给你送礼了
Merry Christmas from Neiman-Marcus.
高端百货商场
索菲娅 她不能留着这张床 这就像偷窃一样
Sophia, she can't keep that bed. That'd be like stealing.
只有被他们发现了才算偷
It's only stealing if they find out.
床在我卧室里谁会知道呢?
The bed's in my bedroom. Who's gonna know?
所有知道短打手势的纽约洋基队员都会知道那床
Everyone who knows the bunt sign on the New York Yankees.
大家快看 了不起先生
Look, everyone. Mister Terrific.
萝丝 你这样让我很尴尬
Rose, please. You're embarrassing me.
对不起 我只是觉得你的口号很有意思
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just I get such a kick out of your slogan.
这是口号?“大家快看 了不起先生”?
That's a slogan? "Look, everyone. Mister Terrific"?
到明年秋天 这个口号就用了满22年了
Twenty-two years next fall.
你一定是索菲娅
You must be Sophia.
我布兰琪·德弗罗 很高兴终于见到你了
I'm Blanche Devereaux. A pleasure to finally meet you.
哦!你看节目了吗?
Oh! You watch the show?
为什么要看?我已经知道怎么刷牙了啊
Why? I already know how to brush my teeth.
太好了 那你就不会被口腔警察围捕了
Good for you. Then you won't be rounded up by the Cavity Cops.
哦桃乐茜 很高兴你来了
Oh. Dorothy, I'm glad you're here.
来见见了不起先生
Meet Mister Terrific.
了不起先生 我是重度抑郁症女士
Oh, Mister Terrific, meet Mrs. Severely Depressed.
桃乐茜 怎么了?
Dorothy, what's wrong?
我发现我在夏令营的工作其实是
- I found out my great job at the camp.
工艺美术主管 也就是说我整个暑假
Head of Arts and Crafts. I'll be spending the entire summer
都要不停地把通心粉粘在彩色硬纸上
gluing macaroni to construction paper.
桃乐茜是一名高中教师 正在找暑期工作
Dorothy's a high school teacher looking for summer work.
真的吗?我也许能帮你
Really? I might be able to help you out.
我的制片人一直在找有教师文凭的人
My producer's been looking for someone
with education credentials
在节目中担任顾问
to act as a consultant on the show.
听起来会很有趣
It sounds like it could be interesting.
哦 可不一定噢
Oh, I doubt it.
整个节目组唯一有趣的工作 就是我的工作
The only really interesting job on the show is being me.
但我很乐意帮你的忙
But I'll be glad to see what I can do.
萝丝 我们得走了
Rose, we better get going.
如果你能帮上什么忙 那将是真的……
If you can do anything to help, it would be really...
了不起吗?
Terrific?
很高兴认识你们
Nice meeting you.
-再见-再见 谢谢你
- Good-bye. - Good-bye and thank you.
别指望那份工作 桃乐茜
Don't count on that job, Dorothy.
花言巧语的电视制作人
Many women have had their hopes dashed
只会让女人们失望
by smooth-talking TV sharpies.
戴夫·加罗威告诉我 如果我对他好
Dave Garroway told me if I treated him right,
我会在《今日秀》上做他的助手
I'd be his sidekick on the Today Show.
我拒绝了 结果他养了一只猴子当助手
I said no and he ended up with a monkey.
自己想想我这段话是什么意思
Draw your own conclusions.
了 不 起
T-E-double-R-l-F-l-C
在前面加个"先生"就是我了
Shove a "Mr." in the front And you've got me
好了 孩子们 是时候学习我们的特别词汇了
Okay, boys and girls, it's time to learn about our special word.
克拉克
Kolak!
告诉我们今天的特别词汇是什么
Tell us what today's special word is.
斯布拉特尼克
Splotnick.
今天的特殊词汇是"热"
The word for today is "hot."
孩子们 "热"有很多含义
"Hot" has a lot of meanings, boys and girls.
咖啡是热的
Coffee is hot.
炉子是热的
A stove is hot.
安吉·狄金森能让你身体发热
Angie Dickinson is hot.
真有意思 舞台监督先生
Very funny, Mr. Stage Manager.
现在 孩子们 我们要……
And now, boys and girls, we're going to...
等一下 等一下
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
我的…我那了不起的听力能探测到了访客
My... My super-terrific hearing detects a visitor.
是警察先生!
It's Mr. Policeman!
装扮成了邮差先生
Disguised as Mr. Mailman.
为什么要装扮成这样 我也不知道
Why? Why? Why don't I find out why
孩子们 请再看一段飞龟里基
while you boys and girls watch another very special adventure
的神奇冒险
of Ricky the Flying Turtle.
几分钟后见
See you in a few minutes.
卡!
Clear!
弗雷迪 已经16年了 什么时候才能搞明白?
Freddy. It's been 16 years. When are you going to learn?
星期二 是警察先生
Tuesday, it's Mr. Policeman.
星期四 才是邮递员先生
Thursday, it's Mr. Mailman.
就这样他还纳闷为什么没有自己专属的电视节目
And he wonders why he can't have his own series.
桃乐丝 我看了你的备忘录 我喜欢你的思考方式
Dorothy, I read your memo. I like the way you think.
谢谢你 黑斯廷斯先生 谢谢你！
Well, thank you, Mr. Hastings. Thank you.
对你这个年纪的女人来说 你的想法很前卫
You've got modern ideas for a woman your age.
你太夸张了
You're just saying that.
不 我是认真的 我真的觉得你很老了
No. No. I mean it. I really think you're old.
桃乐茜 节目怎么样了?
Dorothy, how's the show going?
糟透了 但总比《三十而立》好看
Terrible. But better than Thirtysomething.
1987–1991 生活在费城的七个三十多岁的人的故事
五 四 三 二
Five, four, three, two.
是不是很有趣 孩子们?
Wasn't that fun, boys and girls?
克拉克说我必须回去
Kolak says that I have to return
要回我的母星特威拉!
to my home planet of Twylar immediately!
所以这次我们就说再见吧
So we'll just say good-bye this time,
孩子们 下次见
until next time, boys and girls,
当我回来时 你们会听到……
when you turn on your TV sets and hear...
大家快看 了不起先生
Look, everyone! Mister Terrific!
卡!
Clear!
嗨 萝丝 我换掉斗篷 然后我们就走
Hi, Rose. Let me change capes and we'll be on our way.
立刻到我办公室 了不起先生
- In my office, Terrific, now.
说"请"才对 制片人先生
- Say "please," Mr. Producer.
小矬子 他五岁的时候上过我的节目
Little twerp. He was on my show when he was five.
他坐在我腿上 在我身上撒尿
He sat on my lap and peed on me.
他是积习难改
I guess old habits die hard.
不如我和桃乐茜一起先回去
Why don't I go back with Dorothy and
你完事后再过来
you can stop by when you're finished.
-你是个了不起的女士 萝丝·尼伦德-谢谢
- You're a terrific lady, Rose Nylund. - Thank you.
你怎么没戴我给你的"了不起女士"徽章?
How come you're not wearing the Terrific Lady button I got?
哦 抱歉 我想起来了
Ooh, sorry. Yes. Right.
-我迷恋上了他了 -也就你会迷恋他
- I'm nuts about that guy. - You'd have to be.
但这太奇怪了
But it's so strange.
你根本不知道和超级英雄约会是什么感觉
You have no idea what it's like dating a superhero.
我当然知道了 斯坦和超级英雄有很多共同点
Sure I can. Why, my Stan and Superman had a lot in common.
他们都比子弹还快
They were both faster than a speeding bullet.
我已经好几个星期没好好睡过觉了
I haven't had a decent night's sleep in weeks.
每次我爬上床 我都感到不安
Every time I climb into bed, I feel guilty.
拆掉录像设备就好了
Take down the video equipment.
我说的是黄铜床 我不该留着它的
I'm talking about the brass bed. I shouldn't have kept it.
萝丝是对的 这就像偷窃
- Rose was right. It's like stealing.
那打电话给商店退货
- Call the store and return it.
我已经睡了三个多星期了 他们不会收回的
I've had it over three weeks. They won't take it back.
你能在短短三周内把一张床磨损成什么样?
How much wear can you give a bed in just three weeks?
我明白你的意思了
I see your point.
嗨
Hi.
我以为你和了不起先生有约呢
I thought you had a date with Mister Terrific.
他还有一会才结束
He'll be over.
制片人要和他开个重要的会
The producer had to have an important meeting with him.
我感觉是要讨论我提出的那些建议
I have a feeling it was to discuss
the recommendations that I made.
我希望你是建议他做些运动
I hope you recommended he do some exercise.
男人不应该穿紧身衣
A man shouldn't wear tights unless
除非他有巴里什尼科夫那样的翘臀
he's got a butt like Baryshnikov.
俄裔男子芭蕾舞舞者
他来了
There he is.
桃乐茜 你觉得我该怎么处理我的床?
Dorothy, what do you think I oughta do with my bed?
把它送去史密森尼博物馆 布兰琪
Put it in the Smithsonian, Blanche.
你在上面"飙车"的里程比圣路易斯精神号还要长
It has more miles on it than the Spirit of St. Louis.
第一架独自实现无停歇横跨大西洋飞行的飞机
我是认真的 你觉得该怎么办?
I am serious. What do you think?
你是知道对错的
You know the difference between right and wrong.
拜托 在床上 她只知道左右的区别
Please. In bed, she only knows the
difference between right and left.
亲爱的 你怎么还穿着你的戏服?
Honey, why are you still wearing your costume?
我等不及要离开那里了
- I couldn't wait to get out of there.
为什么?发生了什么事?
- Why? What happened?
他们解雇了我! 都是她的错!
They fired me! And it's all her fault!
解雇你吗?他们怎么能解雇了不起先生呢?
Fired you? How could they fire Mister Terrific?
我来告诉为何会这样
How? I'll tell you how.
新雇的业余顾问
The newly hired amateur consultant
对如何改进我的节目有一些建议
had a few recommendations on how to improve my show.
只是一些建议……
They were only suggestions...
我觉得对节目有帮助的点子
ideas that I thought would help the show.
哦 比如改变主题曲?
Oh, like changing the theme song?
我是说 说实话 歌词有点空洞
Well, I mean, frankly, the lyrics are a bit inane.
歌词是我写的
- I wrote those lyrics.
桃乐茜是怎么让你被炒的?
- How did Dorothy get you fired?
他们喜欢她的点子 他们说我应该采纳
They loved her ideas. They said I should use them.
我不同意 然后我就被炒了
I said no. They said, "You're fired."
发生这种事不是我的本意
It was never my intention for this to happen.
我明天早上去找他们谈谈
I'll go in the morning and talk to him.
别担心 如果桃乐茜说会帮你要回来工作
Don't worry. If Dorothy says she'll get your job back,
她一定会尽力帮忙的
that's exactly what she's gonna do.
我想也值得一试
I guess it's worth a shot.
这是能找到我的地址
Here's where you can reach me.
如果你能和他们谈好 打电话给我
Call me if you can work things out.
-我会在那里直到演出开始 -好
- I'll be there until show time. - Fine.
-还有一件事 -什么?
- One more thing. - What's that?
能走后门离开吗
Leave by the back door.
黑斯廷斯先生 我需要和你谈谈
Mr. Hastings, I need to speak with you.
我有节目要播 但是没有明星
I've got a show to air and no star.
-找到他了吗?-我知道了不起先生在哪里
- Find him yet? - I know where Mister Terrific is.
不是了不起先生 是邮差先生
Not Mister Terrific. Mr. Mailman.
他是我们的嘉宾主持人 但他失踪了
He's our guest host, but he's disappeared.
去女洗手间看看
Oh, uh, try the ladies room.
有一次他演护士长的时候我发现他在那里
I found him there once when he was playing Mrs. Nurse.
我不知道我们还有护士长
- I didn't know we had a Mrs. Nurse.
我们没有
- We don't.
黑斯廷斯先生 当我提出那些建议时
Mr. Hastings, when I made those recommendations,
我从没想过让你解雇了不起先生
I never intended for you to fire Mister Terrific.
-我只是…-这家伙已经成为历史了
- I was merely... - The guy is history.
人们再也不想要那种节目了
People don't want that kind of show anymore.
但是公众很喜欢他
- But the public loves him.
收视率可不是这么说的
- The numbers say different.
-我找到他了 -太棒了
- I found him. - Great.
给你两分钟
You got two minutes.
我不做了 没有人能取代了不起先生
I'm not going on. No one can replace Mister Terrific.
你可以跟警察先生说再见了
You can say good-bye to Mr. Policeman.
今天是星期四 我以为他应该是邮差先生
It's Thursday. I thought he was supposed to be Mr. Mailman.
我们现在怎么办?
- What do we do now?
有个明星打个电话就到
- Your star is a phone call away.
只要你同意 了不起先生就会回来
Give me the word, and Mister Terrific will be back.
等一下等一下 我想我有个更好的主意
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I've got a better idea.
-嗨-嗨
- Hi. - Hi.
-你朋友解决不了我的工作了 -还有时间
- Your friend couldn't work things out. - There's still time.
我想我的时代已经过去了 萝丝
I think my time has passed, Rose.
22年来 我一直是了不起先生
Twenty-two years, I've been Mister Terrific.
22年!
Twenty-two years!
我一开始是做周末天气播报的
I was doing weekend weather forecast
后来 我披一块旧毯子变成斗篷
when I turned an old blanket into a cape
创造了了不起先生
and created Mister Terrific.
玩偶克拉克 我用袜子创造了他
Kolak the puppet? I made him from a sock.
开播前十分钟用菱形花纹的袜子做的
Ten minutes before airtime. It was an argyle.
那时候 克拉克还是苏格兰人
Back in those days, Kolak used to be from Scotland.
那节目的一切都是我脑子里想出来的
Everything about that show came from inside my head.
还有你的脚边
- And off your foot.
孩子们成群结队地收看我的节目
Kids started tuning in in droves.
评论家说我是下一个袋鼠队长
The critics called me the next Captain Kangaroo.
儿童节目 格林·琼斯是其中的角色
格林·琼斯给我写了封粉丝信
Mr. Green Jeans sent me a fan letter.
我不会让事情就这样结束的
I'm not going to let it end like this.
我不敢相信我的粉丝会希望这样
I can't believe my fans would want it this way.
桃乐茜不会让你失望的
Dorothy won't let you down.
她肯定正要给你打电话呢
I'll bet she's on her way to a phone.
我是学校老师夫人
So I'm Mrs. Schoolteacher.
只有今天一天 就由我来做你们的朋友
And I'm going to be your friend just for today.
当然 特威拉尔的克拉克也在
Of course Kolak from Twylar will also be here.
可能要等会
Later.
你要去哪里?
Where are you going?
回到演播室 只剩下一件事要做了
Back to the studio. There's only one thing left to do.
那个疯子是谁?
Who was that nut?
我不知道 了不起先生通常是一个人来的
I don't know. Mister Terrific usually comes in alone.
所以你看 这很重要
So you see, it's very important
我们要多吃水果和谷物 尽量不吃甜食
that we eat lots of fruits and grains and try to avoid sweets.
对吧 克拉克?
- Right, Kolak?
你为什么不试着戒掉甜食呢?
- Why don't you try to avoid sweets?
从这个角度看 画面可不太美
It's not a pretty picture from down here.
克拉克 我不知道你会说英语
Why, Kolak, I didn't know that you could speak English.
你不知道的事儿都可以填满关岛那么大的地方
What you don't know could fill a space the size of Guam.
既然你提到了关岛
Since you've brought up Guam,
我们来谈谈地理吧
why don't we talk about geography for a little bit.
你想看地理吗 女士?我给你看地理
You wanna see some geography, lady? I'll show you geography.
哇 克拉克
Whoa, Kolak!
你知道这在特威勒星球叫什么吗?
You know what we call this on the planet Twylar, huh?
老师夫人 好像这样就能让我闭嘴似的
Oh, Mrs. Schoolteacher, like that's really gonna shut me up.
我们现在该怎么办?
What'll we do now?
你为什么不告诉孩子们
Why don't you tell the boys and girls
你是怎么让了不起先生离开的?
how you gave Mister Terrific the ax?
进动画 没错 快进动画
A cartoon. A cartoon. That's right. Here we go.
-卡! -我完蛋了
- You're clear! - That's it. I'm finished.
桃乐茜 冷静点 节目进展得很顺利
Dorothy, calm down. Things are going very well.
很好吗?他们想杀了我
Very well? They were trying to kill me.
他们希望了不起先生回来 我也是这么想的
They want Mister Terrific back, and so do I.
桃乐茜 你怎么能这样?我以为你是我的朋友
Dorothy, how could you? I thought you were my friend.
只是萝丝 一切都发生得太快了
I am, Rose. It just happened so fast.
他们把我推上节目的
They were pushing me out there.
不知不觉 我就唱起了《了不起先生》的主题曲
Before I knew it, I was singing the Mister Terrific theme song.
对不起 萝丝 我没想过会发生这种事
I'm sorry, Rose. I didn't intend for this to happen.
跟了不起先生解释一下
Explain that to Mister Terrific.
他认为你抢了他的工作
He thinks you stole his job.
我保证 我一见到他就说
- I promise. The minute I see him.
他就在这里 ……他去哪儿了?
- He's right here. We... Where'd he go?
了不起先生站在窗台上 好像要跳下去!
Mister Terrific's on the ledge like he's about to jump!
嘿!嘿!大家都去哪儿了?我们还有节目要做
Hey! Hey! Where's everybody going? We've got a show to do.
你上吧
You're on.
倒数五 四 三 二
I'm on in five, four, three, two.
嗨 孩子们!
Hi, kids!
你好 了不起先生 你好吗?
Hi there, Mister Terrific. How you doing?
棒极了
Terrific.
你为什么不进来
- Uh, why don't you come inside.
我在里面飞不起来
- I can't fly from inside.
超人就是这样的 我得从窗台上飞下去
That's how Superman does it. I have to fly from the ledge.
我们在特威勒星球就是这么做的
That's how we do it back on the planet Twylar.
-他怎么样了?-我实话实说
- How's he doing? - I'll be honest.
此时此刻 尖叫弗洛姆都比他精神正常
Right now, Squeaky Fromme has a better grasp on reality.
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嗨 亲爱的
Hi, honey.
嗨 萝丝 我从这里可以看到你的房子
Hi, Rose. I can see your house from here.
-真的吗?在哪里? -萝丝!
- Really? Where? - Rose!
亲爱的 我们想让你从窗台上下来
Honey, we want you to come in off the ledge.
我们很担心你
We're worried about you.
没什么好担心的
There's nothing to worry about.
我不会跳下去的 那太疯狂了
I'm not going to jump. That would be crazy.
-哦 谢天谢地-我要飞了
- Oh, thank goodness. - I'm going to fly.
-你不会飞-了不起先生什么都能做
- You can't fly. - Mister Terrific can do anything.
你当然可以 了不起先生 萝丝 不要和他争论
Of course you can, Mister Terrific. Rose, don't argue with him.
了不起先生 我想莱克斯·卢瑟和小丑
Mister Terrific, I think that Lex Luthor and The Joker
在楼梯间骚扰一位老妇人
are harassing an old lady in the stairwell.
你能进来用x光视线把他们融化吗?
Could you come in and melt them with your X-ray vision?
了不起先生没有x光视线
Mister Terrific doesn't have X-ray vision.
拜托 萝丝!现在不是指出他不足的时候!
Please, Rose! This is no time to point out his shortcomings!
了不起先生 进来吧 我不想要你的工作
Mister Terrific, come inside. I don't want your job.
我们会帮你要回工作的
We'll get it back for you.
只有一个办法 那就是向我的粉丝证明
There's only one way, and that's to prove to my fans
我配得上“了不起先生”的称号
that I deserve the name Mister Terrific.
你好 粉丝们
Hello, fans!
是我 了不起先生!
It's me, Mister Terrific!
跳!跳!
Jump! Jump!
-只有一个办法可以解决 -萝丝!萝丝,不!
- There's only one way to handle this. - Rose! Rose, no!
萝丝!萝丝 别出去……露丝 回来!
Rose! Rose, don't go out... Rose, come back here!
别担心 桃乐茜
Don't worry, Dorothy.
我在圣奥拉夫接受过心理学训练
I was trained in psychology back in St. Olaf.
那不算 萝丝
That doesn't count, Rose.
在圣奥拉夫 他们还以为弗洛伊德
In St. Olaf, they think that Freud is a way to cook chicken.
是一种烹饪鸡肉的方法
-亲爱的 你还觉得你能飞吗? -是的
- Honey, do you still think you can fly? - Yes.
很好 如果你要飞 就得带上我
Fine. If you're gonna fly, you're gonna have to take me.
-你还想飞吗? -当然
- Do you still wanna do it? - Absolutely.
我真后悔没在大学时
I should've paid closer attention
好好学进修课程
during that refresher course back at the junior college.
我的天啊!他……
Oh, my God! He's...
飞起来了
flying.
等下 在那栋楼周围飞不是很危险吗?
Wait. Wasn't it dangerous flying around that building?
一点也不 我被绑在缆绳上呢
Not at all. I was rigged in a harness suspended by cables.
是的 但萝丝没绑啊
Yeah, but Rose wasn't.
哦 我并不担心
Oh, I wasn't worried.
我知道了不起先生的超级英雄法则
I know Mister Terrific's superhero code.
他抱女孩从不失手
He'd never drop a girl.
我很高兴这次宣传奏效了
I'm glad the publicity stunt worked,
我也很高兴你能回来工作
and I could not be happier that you got your job back.
弗雷迪马上就来 我们有很多值得庆祝的事情
Freddy'll be here. We've got a lot to celebrate.
是的 我还是了不起先生 他还是警察先生
Yes. I'm still Mister Terrific, and he's still Mr. Policeman.
我再也睡不着了
I cannot sleep anymore.
我躺在那里等着当局来抓我
I lie there waiting for the authorities to catch up with me.
我听到的每一个警笛声都是冲着我来的
Every siren I hear is for me.
坚持不懈的侦探在我的窗外徘徊
Every footstep outside my window
belongs to that obsessive detective
他不找到我是不会罢休的!
who will not rest until he tracks me down!
布兰琪 别胡说八道了
Blanche, you are being ridiculous.
哦 感谢上帝!我再也无法忍受自己了 带我走
Oh, thank God! I can't live with myself anymore. Take me.
-布兰琪!-桃乐茜 拜托我知道最好的结果是什么
- Blanche! - Dorothy, please. I know what's best.
给我戴上手铐吧 床在这边
Just slap the handcuffs on me. The bed's this way.
你知道有趣的是什么吗?
You know what's funny?
我今天应该是邮差先生
I was supposed to be Mr. Mailman today.
翻译：古镇少年